Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate or chocolate that tastes like poop?

Chocolate-flavored poop. Poop is all waste so it’ll just rocket harmlessly through your digestive tract. If it tastes like chocolate there’s not much downside. In fact the calorie count could make it preferable to actual chocolate.

What happens if you eat your own poop?

What happens to a person when they eat poop? According to the Illinois Poison Center, eating poop is “minimally toxic.” However, poop naturally contains the bacteria commonly found in the intestines. While these bacteria don’t harm you when they’re in your intestines, they’re not meant to be ingested in your mouth.

Why do I need to poop when I eat chocolate?

For example, chocolate bars and cakes contain milk, which some people find constipating. Chocolate also contains caffeine, which can contribute to dehydration. A lack of water in your intestines makes stools dry and harder to pass.

Can you eat your baby?

According to a recent study, the desire to eat your baby up is totally normal—and healthy. Really! It went far beyond wanting to nibble little baby toes—I wanted to devour my children. Just eat them all up.

Does hot chocolate help you poop?

To help correct constipation, try these ideas: Give your child a warm drink, such as hot cocoa or hot apple juice, around the time he usually has a bowel movement. Increase the amount of fiber in your child’s diet by including fresh fruits and vegetables, dried fruits, and whole grain cereals and breads.

Is chocolate good for diarrhea?

Researchers say the results suggest that cocoa flavonoids may be used in nutritional supplements as a natural remedy for diarrhea, and dark chocolate, which contains the highest concentration of these flavonoids, may also offer mild diarrhea relief.

Will chocolate Constipate you?

No, although consumed in excessive amounts, dark chocolate may speed up bowel movements because it is rich in minerals and fibre. Dark chocolate does not cause constipation; on the contrary, it can even relieve constipation.