How do you severely annoy someone?

75 Crazy Ways to irritate people!

1. Give missed calls. Always.
2. Borrow someone’s phone to call and to talk for hours.
3. Reply with K and Hmm.
4. Refer someone they hate as their best friends.
5. Listen songs on speaker phone.
6. Send Candy Crush requests on Facebook.
7. Forward chain messages.
8. Call your friend uncle or aunty.

How do you annoy a boy?

15 Funny Ways To Annoy Your Boyfriend

1. Interrupt him while he is playing games.
2. Draw on his face to annoy him while he’s sleeping.
3. Ask him to choose what to do for the evening.
4. Do not respond to his texts.
5. Tell him about random guys flirting with you.
6. Indulge in PDA on social media.
7. Talk about things that gross him out.

How do you annoy a girl?

9 Sure-fire Ways to Annoy a Teenage Girl

1. Assume You Know Everything About Her. She is very complex.
2. Reorganize Her Stuff Without Asking.
3. Comment on Her Looks Excessively.
4. Don’t Reply to Her Messages.
5. Call Her Hormonal.
6. Call Her a Term of Endearment.
7. Grow an Adolescent Mustache.
8. Wear Clashing Patterns.

How do you disturb someone online?

Make up your own that don’t stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for (“You don’t know that? RTFM”). WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON’T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE.

How do I not disturb my boyfriend?

Resist the temptation to call too frequently. If you know your boyfriend is busy, don’t call or text him, even if you miss him. If you interrupt him too often, you’ll seem clingy and he’ll get annoyed. Stick to the times you agreed on for talking and hanging out together. Don’t initiate all your conversations.

What are annoying things to do?

50 Things You Do Every Day That Annoy Other People

• Using your phone while talking to someone.
• Not muting your background noise during meetings.
• Wearing too much perfume or cologne.
• Using all caps.
• Putting your bag down on a seat.
• Humblebragging.
• Not standing to one side on an escalator.
• Starting an order with, “Can I get a…?”

How do you silence someone?

Most people know the universal signs for telling someone to be quiet. They include: putting your finger in front of your mouth, or holding one or both hands out in front of you and motioning them downward. Once you make eye contact with a person, try one out.