What to answer when someone ask when are you getting married?

11 Epic Comebacks To ‘So When Are You Getting Married? ‘

• “I already did!
• “The day Khaleesi sits on the Iron Throne.”
• “Oh, my fiance lives underwater.”
• “December 18, 3018.”
• “When you sign me a blank cheque.”
• “We are waiting for the legalisation of same-sex marriage.”
• “I’m dying tomorrow, so may be never.”

What do you say when someone asks why you aren’t married?

Tackling the question “Why aren’t you married yet?”

1. Be honest. This is a good idea if you are actually comfortable with the person asking this question – maybe a close relative who is just curious or a well-meaning friend who keeps trying to set you up.
2. Tell them you’d rather not answer.
3. Stand your ground.
4. Laugh it off.

What do you say when someone asks if you’re single?

21 Witty Responses To “Are You Single?”

1. “Philosophically speaking, aren’t we all single?”
2. “I’m actually catfishing a number of people right now.”
3. “Yes, still choosing to be single :)”
4. “I’m not taking questions at this time, thank you.”
5. “Yes, yes, yes, yes.
6. “When I’m not, you’ll be the first person to know.”

Is it rude to ask when someone is getting married?

And while these questions are always asked in some level of jest, and are never meant to hurt or offend (or accidentally put anyone in an awkward position), it’s still a line of questioning that we should probably remove from polite society.

How do you say you want to get married?

Start by praising him; tell him how he makes you feel and what you think about the two of you together. Then describe your dream of building a life with someone and that one day you’d like to get married. Don’t put a time frame on it right now, just say that’s what you’d like and ask him if he has a similar dream.

How do you hint that you’re single on social media?

5 Things You Can Get Away With On Social Media Only When You’re Single

1. Post rants and jokes about being single. Seriously, guys, it’s so much fun to do.
2. Flirt with that hot guy.
3. Tweet your favorite celebs and ask them to marry you.
4. Slam your ex, Jelena-style.
5. Post pics of your hot revenge body.

What to ask when you want to get married?

Just a few questions to ask a fiance before you get serious about marriage include:

• What are your views on infidelity?
• What are your religious views on marriage?
• What’s more important, work or family?
• What are your political views?
• What are your views on birth control?

Why are you single?

Single life is my Plan A. Some of the best serious answers to the question of why you are single were offered by Samhita Mukhopadhyay at Jezebel in 2012. In her list of reasons, the one that comes closest to the single-at-heart answer is this: You legitimately just don’t want to get married.

Is being single Better than being married?

Being single is much better than being married. Surveys show that divorce rates are nonexistent among single people. It could be raining men and I’d still be single. Wait, let me pull out my list. I’m not single.

How to answer ‘Will you Marry Me?

Funny and Witty Responses to “Will You Marry Me?” Marriage proposals happen all the time. Some are unexpected, while others are predictable. More often than not, the question “Will you marry me?” is answered with a simple “yes” or “no.” But it doesn’t have to be that way all the time! There are actually infinite ways to respond.

Is it rude to ask a single person why they’re still single?

Asking a single person why they are still single is doubly insulting. It suggests there is something wrong with being single, something the single person has to answer for, and the “still” part implies that, ultimately, just about everyone will marry. ( They won’t.)